Private Practice Quotes

Addison: Cooper the Internet dater is in a healthy relationship and my too-good-to-be-true boyfriend thinks I’m a psychotic bunny boiler.

Addison: You’re living a lie, Daniel. You’re cheating on two women. And cheating ruins lives. Daniel: I’m not the one who ruined lives…

(Addison and Kevin lay naked together, eating noodles on the floor) Addison: So if I lease the fourth floor then Sam and Naomi hate me,…

(Kevin visits Addison at the work) Addison: Hey, to what do I owe this surprise? Kevin: I’ve got this coming weekend off and I was…

Addison (on her lunch break at the hospital): Just so we’re clear, this is not a date, this is a sandwich between surgeries. Kevin: The…

(Addison on her way to the hospital) Kevin: Addison? Addison: Oh hey it’s you. Kevin: Swat guy. Addison: Yeh hey hey ah listen about that…

Cooper (sarcastically): You’re in a good mood?! Charlotte: Your Montgomery’s a real star. Cash cow for me today. Really made me look…

Addison: (to Sam)You suck at being Naomi.

Charlotte: I miss the good old days. When life and death was decided by God instead of doctors. Violet: Well, we’ll be out of jobs.

Addison: All I want to do is go home and kick off these incredibly painful shoes, eat pizza and watch some really bad TV where people’s…