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Jordan's brother and Dr. Cox's best friend, Ben (Brendan Fraser) comes into the hopsital after piercing his hand with a nail gun.  Dr. Cox and J.D. get nervous when his hand won't stop bleeding and they go into denial about what the tests reveal.  After a series of paperwork errors, Turk nearly operates on the wrong patient and  Elliot incorrectly informs Jill she's pregnant.

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Scrubs
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22

Scrubs Season 1 Episode 22 Quotes

J.D.: I'm just asking you to check, Franklyn, and see if you could've made a mistake.
Franklyn: Look, I've worked here seven years, and never made a single mistake!
Elliot: You mixed up my patients' urine samples yesterday!
Franklyn: Okay, I make lots of mistakes. But I really have to go to the bathroom right now, and after that I'm going to lunch

Carla: Let me ask you something. You're kind of a boob guy, right?
J.D.: Excuse me?
Carla: I can tell, because I've seen you look at mine. Um, not in a sleazy way, or anything...
J.D.: I think this is the most uncomfortable conversation I've ever had!
Carla: You wanna touch one?
J.D.: I stand corrected! You're my best friend's girlfriend!
Carla: Ah, so your instinct is to pass on this fantastic one-time offer?
J.D.: I'm afraid so...
Carla: I'm up here, Bambi.
J.D.: Oh, sorry.