My Porcelain God Picture
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"My Porcelain God"
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Dr. Casey (Michael J. Fox) and J.D. discover that a toilet that the Janitor put on the roof. Dr. Kelso closes an entire wing of the hospital to save money.

Michael J. Fox on Scrubs
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"My Catalyst"
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Dr. Kevin Casey (Michael J. Fox), a skilled surgeon who suffers from O.C.D., comes in and impresses everyone and imparts pearls of wisdom.

My Clean Break Picture
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"My Clean Break"
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Nervous about Danni moving in, J.D. tries to break up with Danni, but she beats him to the punch when she's sick of playing second fiddle to Elliot; Dr. Cox realizes he's no longer scaring his residents; the Janitor flirts with Elliot.

My Rule of Thumb Picture
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"My Rule of Thumb"
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Elliot and Carla get arrested trying to find a prostitute for their terminally ill patient; After Danni walks in on Cox and Jordan having sex she asks to stay at J.D.'s; Cox and Turk argue over a patient who needs a liver transplant.

My Dirty Secret Picture
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"My Dirty Secret"
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Elliot admits she has a problem with the clinical terms for genitalia after accidentally giving a patient an orgasm, and Carla attempts to help her get over her fear of dirty words; Cox is moved by the relationship of his prostate cancer patient (Barry Bostwick) and his wife;

My Friend the Doctor Picture
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"My Friend the Doctor"
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Dr. Cox injures his back trying to show off to Turk; J.D. is sick of the Janitor's lies until he discovers he played a policeman in the fugitive and therefore is just an actor.

My Fifteen Seconds Picture
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"My Fifteen Seconds"
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J.D. and Danni (Tara Reid) hook up, making Cox tell her that J.D. already slept with her sister, Jordan; J.D. and Cox deal with an annoying patient, Jill Tracy (Nicole Sullivan).

J.D. Meets Danni
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"My Advice to You"
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Marco (Freddy Rodriguez), Carla's brother comes to visit and pisses of Turk; Dr. Cox and Kelso disagree on patient care and J.D. ends up taking Kelso's advice; J.D. is interested in Danni (Tara Reid) until he finds out she's Jordan's sister.

My Brother, Where Art Thou? Picture
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"My Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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J.D.'s brother, Dan (Tom Cavanagh) comes back to visit and blames Cox for turning J.D. cynical; Dr. Kelso catches Elliot and Carla moonlighting at an animal clinic after forbidding employees from taking other jobs.

My Lucky Night Picture
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"My Lucky Night"
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J.D. distracts the Janitor and Troy with a riddle; Dr. Cox and Dr. Steadman (Matt Winston) compete for the same residency director job; Carla works with Turk when she covers for someone.

Scrubs Quotes

Dr. Cox: Pumpkin, that's modern medicine. Advances that keep people alive that should have died along time ago, back when they lost what made them people. Now your job is to stay sane enough so that when someone does come in that you actually can help, you're not so brain dead that you can't function-for the love of God, what?
J.D.: Its just... do you think we should be talking about this in front of her?
Dr. Cox: Her? She's dead. Write this down newbie, if you push around a stiff, nobody will ask you to do anything.
J.D.: You've been like a father to me.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough, you want some real advice? If they find out they nurses are doing your proceedures for you, your ass will be kicked out of here so fast it will make your head spin

Elliot: Now that you made out with my best friend, that makes us not even again. So go get me some cotton balls and a toe separator - mama needs a pedicure! Heh.
J.D.: Elliot, once you're even, you can't just go back to being not even. That ain't new, girl!
Elliot: Admit we're not even or I'll make you pay.
J.D.: Heh, yeah, now that we're friends and there's no chance of us ever having sex again, there's really not a whole lot I "need" from you, okay?