Selfie Quotes

Julia: More than a gaggle, less than a storm. Go help your enormous friend.

Charmonique: Okay Henry69. Henry: That is in reference to the moon landing. And you had no right to be in my office!

Eliza: We could probably find a million girls with bad dads and Henry would still find a way to screw it up.

Terrance: Its not that I am at all ungrateful for being the alternate office floater.

Charmonique: It is taking every ounce of self control I have not to block this, it is like I want people to be happy, but on the other…

Henry: I don’t want you to think that I value my job more than I value our friendship, because I swear, its a tie.

Henry: Actually sir, she is more than a plus one. She is a VIP.

Eliza: Before the day is over do one fun thing, just so Saperstein knows you are capable.

Eliza: The first lady of non-stop riding my jock.

Saperstein: Ill strap on the speedo and we will meet at the pool.