Selfie Quotes

Joan: Grilled chicken could be fun.

Joan: That pizza is topped with lies. Eliza: But not oregano!

Eliza: Of course there is a prenup! There is a billion dollars on the elevator!

Charmonique: Have a kid. No one will ever want to call your booty again. But seriously it is a deterrent. Not to everyone. But to a lot…

Henry: Pop culture asked him to leave and instead he rose like a phoenix from the ashes of Sugar Ray.

Henry: According to Facebook everyone is married and having kids. When did that happen? Ex: Probably when you were in the office.

Eliza: Guy’s love it when you laugh at their jokes. It makes them feel powerful. Henry: President. Like that guy could be president….

Eliza: That scared me and I lashed out and called you a coxcomb. Which is probably an incorrect use of the word. Henry: No I looked it…