Selfie Quotes

Eliza: The next morning I slept in, while Henry bored the crap out of everyone over scones.

Saperstein: If I know that fruity rascal like I think I do, it would want us to carry on.

Freddy: I am not the one planning my weekend around a bowl of ruffage

Eliza: Like Jessica Simpson when she was dating John Mayer.

Eliza: As I watched Henry pet Kevin’s afro I realized I wasn’t going clubbing tonight.

Mitchell: While you are at, could you also check on the son of God. He’s been waiting to hear from you.

Charmonique: I don’t mean no disrespect but I did not come her to talk smack with you dirty ratchets.

Son: The internet is all about illusions girl. You now that.

Charmonique: And if I am not home until morning. Another bowl of nuggets with milk in it.

Eliza: Did you tell her she can vomit here?