Sex and the City Quotes

Samantha is crying Carrie: What’s going on, why are you crying? Samantha: James has a small dick. Carrie: Well, it’s not the end of the…

Charlotte: Hey, there you are, we’ve been looking for you everywhere. Carrie: So how’s everything? Miranda: She means have you and James…

Carrie: He introduced me to his mother as a friend, she never heard of me. Miranda: Maybe, they’re not that close. Carrie: Don’t lie,…

Miranda: Here they come, let’s make a break for it. Carrie: No, they saw me, I can’t just pray and run.

Miranda: Look at how crowded it is, what a sham. Carrie: Will you lighten up? It’s a Presbyterian church, not a Catholic one. Miranda:…

Big: What relgion are you? Carrie: I’m no one in particular, I’m open to all. Big: Kinda, like a seven eleven.

Samantha: I owe it all to Charlotte. Charlotte: Me, what did I do? Samantha: All that bull shit you spout about not sleeping with men…

Samantha: I’d totally given up on the idea, that you can actually talk to men. Carrie: Hey, don’t spread that around. Samantha: Before…

Samantha: Ladies, I have an announcement, but, please, don’t laugh. Miranda: What? Samantha: I’m in love. Miranda: What? Carrie:…

Miranda: He goes to church with his mother? That can’t be good. Charlotte: Oh don’t listen to her. A man who cares about his mother makes…