Sex and the City Quotes

Miranda: Don’t beat yourself up, you had certain expectations, and your disappointed. Samantha: Why? Why? Why does he have a small dick?…

Samantha is crying Carrie: What’s going on, why are you crying? Samantha: James has a small dick. Carrie: Well, it’s not the end of the…

Charlotte: Hey, there you are, we’ve been looking for you everywhere. Carrie: So how’s everything? Miranda: She means have you and James…

Carrie: He introduced me to his mother as a friend, she never heard of me. Miranda: Maybe, they’re not that close. Carrie: Don’t lie,…

Miranda: Here they come, let’s make a break for it. Carrie: No, they saw me, I can’t just pray and run.

Samantha: Men aren’t that complicated, they’re kinda like plants.

Carrie: I farted. Samantha: Then move your mat away. Carrie: Not, now, I did it in front of Big. Samantha: Big mistake. Carrie: You…

Samantha: Sex is the barometer for what’s going on in the relationship.

Carrie: Is it normal to be in the same bed and not do it? Miranda: I guess, it depends on what’s normal for you? Carrie: Oh God, I hate…

Carrie: I farted. I farted in front of my boyfriend… Miranda: And? Carrie: And we’re no longer having sex. And he thinks of me as one…