Shameless Quotes

Lip: Hey, Carl. How much longer are those dogs going to be dying down there? Carl: It’s in God’s hands now. Lip: Well, tell God to hurry…

Frank: Military service is for losers. Lip: Spoken like a true patriot.

Frank: Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs for a any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo. Lip: Still father of…

Kev: They made a list of rapiest bars and The Alibi’s number one? V: They even pay black prostitutes with big boobs. I’m gonna kill that…

Man: You’re sure this isn’t about the money? Frank: Of course it’s about the money.

Lip: If I don’t get her out of here, they’re going to call DCFS. Brad: You’re not her parent.

Frank: Mo White is our only hope.

Frank: The tide is changing too damn fast. Let’s make Chicago white again.

Debbie: I am a welder with a vagina, and I am here to stand up to patriarchy.

Lip: Gallaghers don’t sponsor. We get sponsored.