Shameless Quotes

V: Who’s that? Kev: Probably a Gallagher.

Sister Francis: Amy brought this in for show-and-tell day today. [Sister Francis waves a dildo at Kev and V.] V: That’s weird. Kev: I…

Mickey: I rolled on the cartel I was working for and in exchange, guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up? Ian: Holy fuck. Mickey:…

Fiona: Hi, is Ford here? Patty: Do you know what time it is? Ford: What’s going on? Fiona … I got this, Patty. Fiona: Patty? Yes ……

Geneva: You are putting lives at risk, kids want Gay Jesus. Fiona: Well, they can’t have him, he belongs with his family.

Customer: Frank, your piss is brown. Frank: It is brown.

Sissy: Liam, come in here and rub your baby mother’s feet.

Fiona: If my brother is sent to jail I’m going to set a van on fire and make sure you’re inside of it, you little pixie.

Debbie: You’re making me want cock!

Lip: No. Liam: I’m not feeling so good. I think I’m coming down with something. Lip: Buddy, it’s not happening. You’re going to school….