Shameless Quotes

Debbie: Are there guns in the house? Lucas: I have a water gun. Debbie: I mean a real gun, Lucas.

Fiona: Morning, chief, would my apache brother like toast, or does he only eat maize?

Debbie: Neil? Neil: What? I was going to say something nice. You have a great ass, it makes up for your small tits. Fiona: Thanks!

Fiona: Debs is just overreacting like always. Lip: She thinks it will solve all her problems. Fiona: DCFS is not going to take her baby…

Carl: What the fuck is an honor code?

Carl: I told them I was part black, they didn’t believe me. Dom’s Dad: You want me to vouch for your black-ness?

Fiona: Is that a new washer getting delivered to Frank? Carl: Even the homeless get better stuff than us.

Woman: Who is married to whom? Kev, Svetlana and V: We’re married.

Frank: I can make sure that we do our drugs and beat each other up indoors — just like the rest of of you folks.

Kevin: My other wife doesn’t love how you sold our wife into sex slavery.