Shameless Quotes

Svetlana: I am kept woman. You want good life, find someone to keep you.

Fiona: The past 10 years I’ve taken care of every single Gallagher — except one. I’m done.

Fiona: I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself.

Carl: Luthor, what’s up? Luthor: What’s up is you gave my daughter gonorrhoea you little shit.

Frank: God is handing me a do-over. New Ian, new Lip, new Debbie. New Debbie: I’m a boy. Frank: You need a haircut, Debs.

New Fiona: Bitch. Frank: You tell them, New Fiona. Fiona: That’s new Fiona?

New Fiona: Who do I give a BJ to around here to get a meal?

Ian: I confronted Caleb about that chick. He’s screwing her. Lip: I guess there’s something to be said for honesty. Right? Ian: Except,…

Fiona: What time is it? Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.

Lip: Yo Fi, pickaxe or sledgehammer. Fiona: Sledgehammer.