Shameless Quotes

Frank: You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting.

Debbie: I want to learn. Teacher: Okay, here’s a lesson: use condoms.

Kevin: Can you fucking believe that shit?

Lip: It’d be funny if he actually showed up. Fiona: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?

Fiona: It’s my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.

Kevin: V marriage is a sacred institution. Veronica: It’s only marriage.

Fiona: I’m fucking happy that I got it right this time.

Veronica: I didn’t think your wedding was going to become an annual tradition like thanksgiving.

Debbie: Fuck nature. Get this baby out of me.

Gus: See you at two. Fiona: Wouldn’t miss it.