Shameless Quotes

Fiona: I’d have to care for it to be a Sean rebound thing.

Nurse: Sweet baby mother of Jesus, John Doe is alive!

Caleb: Denise, not Dennis. She’s married with kids.

Dom: Your thing is kinda weird. It has all this extra skin and it freaks me out.

Frank: Set ’em up, bar keep. My liver’s been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.

Svetlana: You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka’s best. Believe me. I know. I’m Russian.

Kevin: It’s a brave new world, Fiona.

Debbie: I don’t even think I’m coming. Fiona: To my wedding?

Fiona: Are you wearing cologne?

Debbie: They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.