Shameless Quotes

Sami: You’re cynical, Fiona. You’re too young and pretty to be so cynical. And hard. It makes me feel sad for you.

V: Kev wants fucking pancakes!

Fiona: You shut up, it’s summer!

V: I wanted him to fail. I thought he’d be overwhelmed. Fiona: And? V: Jackass is a better mom than me.

Frank: After extensive research and weeks of testing, I have determined my liver can support one beer a day. I am now a cheap date….

Sheila [to Sami]: Uh, hello. Um, hi. Um, I know that you’re acting out your father issues by dyeing your hair with that trashy peroxide…

Sheila: How are your headaches? Frank: You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head.

V: I’m done. The milk bar is closed. We can go to formula. Kev: No, no, no, no. Absolutely not. We are not doing formula. They will grow…

Sheila: I’m the one he’s chosen to spend his life with. You’re just one lucky sperm.

Debbie: He’s not my boyfriend now. He’s my friend until I’m 16 and it’s legally consensual for us to have intercourse.