Shameless Quotes

Frank: Who the hell is Gary? Sammi: He’s one of your new Native American kids. I think he’s the one with the Justin Bieber haircut.

Lip: Jesus guys, it’s 90 days in country club jail. It’s not Guantanamo. She’s probably learning a useful trade and brushing up on her…

Debbie: Nobody’s gonna roll me. I carry pepper spray and a shiv.

Kev: Mickey have a seat man. Nobody give a shit who you bang.

Lip: I feel a little bit like “Pretty Woman.”

Frank: What’s the point of getting a new liver if the damn thing won’t do what it’s designed to do?

Fiona: Mental illness Russian Roulette with Monica’s DNA as the bullet.

Mickey [to Fiona]: We’re taking care of him here. You, me, us. He’s f**king family.

I promise, I’m gonna be a better dad.

Kev: Look I’m just trying to put everything in the past okay? I’m a conscientious objector now. Mickey: What the f*ck does that mean?…