Shameless Quotes

Frank: People fuck up. That’s life. Family is supposed to be forever. They’re supposed to take care of you regardless what you do. That’s…

Fiona: Please don’t be the guy that lies! Please don’t be that guy.

Abraham: Excuse me do you know where I’d be able to find Frank Gallagher? Kev: Best bet, nearest jail or gutter.

Debbie: I have red hair freckles and crooked teeth. No need for any more character.

V: Everytime she pees on the stick it’s bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly…

Lip: Debs I need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical and my money’s been on you.

Frank: You saw what I did here. I’m your new rainmaker.

Frank: If the kind of sex we’re having is what offends the most, they should just let us get married, cause anyone who’s been married…

Frank: Big toe is throbbing like blue balls that no blowjob can ever fix.

Mandy: She’s a skanky, manipulative, little bitch and you should unfriend her.