Shameless Quotes

Fiona: The porn at my desk it wasn’t really porn. It was pictures of penises, but it was from a circumcision website, see friends of mine…

Debbie: Sheila, I’ve seen crazy and I’ve seen bad for kids. You aren’t either of those things you’re super nice.

Mickey: What’d ya hit? Mandy: A girl at school. Mickey: Don’t forget to check for hair behind the grill.

Fiona [to Carl]: I realize you’ve had sketchy parental role models okay, but as your newly appointed guardian can we agree that offing…

Lip: You know, being guardian doesn’t make you super mom.

Kev: That turned me off, periscope down.

Jimmy: I’m sorry but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.

V: Is Lip getting serious about Mandy Skank-o-vich?

Fiona: I want normal people problems.

Frank: In her day your great aunt was a legendary pole smoker.