Shameless Quotes

Fiona: I wasn’t sure I’d see you again. Jimmy: Yeah I wasn’t either.

Fiona [to Debbie]: Nobody fucks with the Gallaghers.

Fiona: This isn’t a DUI Frank. You buried a body and you stole from the federal government, you will never get out of prison.

Kev: We could always adopt. V: I don’t want someone else’s kid. I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile.

V [to Jimmy]: You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You’re like gay fly paper.

Kev [to Lip]: Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.

Frank: Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.

Carl: Dad, what’s this? Frank: That’s a pacifier for your anus.

Jimmy: The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.

Lip: When you feel a full chub poking you in the back, the meaning’s pretty clear!