Shameless Quotes

Sheila: Jody when you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad.

Ian: So thanks to me, you’ve been pistol whipped and shot in the ass.

Frank: Alcohol is a gift.

Jody: All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you.

Kev: If I had a dime for everytime I heard you say that I’d have one dime.

Kev: This is an express bus to the Maury Povich show.

Fiona: I don’t mean to be an asshole, it’s just genetic.

V: Five Gallaghers I’m gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.

Frank: Same as you, pussy and life on the road.

Fiona: Hey I know you think you’re helping, but as someone who has been in and out of the system my entire life, I can tell you it’s a…