Shameless Quotes

Karen: Fuck Mother Nature she doesn’t have to worry about her vagina getting all stretched out!

Jody: Sometimes it’s not worth holding out. Life’s too short, why not just give in?

Fiona: You asked if I’ve managed before, yeah a house full of kids. Taught me how to smack with one hand while giving a pat on the back…

Sheila:Nancy Grace, there’s got to be a missing white girl somewhere!

Kevin: The best part of making a baby is that you get to have sex while doing it.

Frank: Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?

Veronica: I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free.

Carl: I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep.

Monica: Your mother, was a real cunt. Frank: Amen.

Steve: Lip will bring you later, you go, come Lip. Estefania: Ah yes, I come on Lip. Steve: With! You come with, Lip!