Shameless Quotes

Kevin: Circle doesn’t start with an S? What the fuck? Cat I know that shit bitch! That’s a cat! Veronica: You learnin’ stuff off the TV…

Sheila: Sometimes when I see the word hospice on the screen I pronounce it ho-spice in my head.

Sheila: Rats, it says in order to have a Hospice license I have to get a nursing degree. Jody: University of River Phoenix it’s all…

Steve: Now I’m off to lead tiny testosterone animals to victory. Gonna warm em up and give em my best Friday Night Lights speech about…

Ian [to Frank]: You haven’t even claimed your mom’s body from the morgue yet and you’re trying to tell me how to treat mine?

Ian: You’re lucky your moms dead. Mandy: Yeah.

Frank: Gonna wash his mouth out with soap! Carl: You can wash mine out, I wanna fart bubbles!

Fiona [to Veronica]: Ain’t you the queen of silver linings!

Fiona: Lip chose to leave this family, does that sound familiar?

Jody: I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things and all 50 were when I was drunk.