Shameless Quotes

Veronica: Well he may look like he’s in a boy band, but he’s got a point.

Neighbor: Let’s be honest, she’s my last chance at happiness and that’s more important than video games and masturbation, right?

Steve: You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on…

Debbie: You can’t beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.

Principal: Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my…

Principal: I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.

Ian: Hey Mickey, why don’t you steal from a neighborhood you don’t live in? Have some civic pride.

Teacher: That is a paper mache pile of shit.

Fiona: Text ya later? Steve: Make it dirty.

Karen: Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.