Shameless Quotes

Brad: Your sister coming again this morning. Lip: Said she was, yeah. Tammi’s dad showed up at my house this morning. Brad: Bob? Lip:…

Waitress: Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.

Carl: Oh. Tammi: What do you mean oh? Shut up.

Frank: If you need a little walking around money, you should hang with me today. Fiona: Why would I do that? Frank: Where there’s panic,…

Xan: Don’t be mad. It’s nobody’s fault.

Debbie: What’s that? Lip: It’s Fiona’s shit.

Woman: That bitch stole my oxy.

Kev: Vasectomies. I googled it! It’s an incision into my ball bag.

Debbie: There’s nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.

Frank: I am the hobo loco mofo. Mickey: Okay.