Shameless Quotes

Frank: They’re looking for someone with no purpose in life. I’ve finally found my calling.

Frank: That’s the way we’re going to play this thing? Mickey: All’s fair in love and hobo wars.

Waitress: Yo, wakey wakey. Fiona: Get the fuck away from me.

Fiona: I’ve had a rough few months, but I’ve turned a corner. Margo: People who say they’ve turned a corner, they haven’t turned a corner.

Fiona: Welcome to the South Side, bitch.

Fiona: Jesus! Debbie: That water you’re using? We’re paying for that.

V: Triplets? Ingrid: Sextuplets.

Fiona: You egotistical fuck. I haven’t thought about you in weeks. Debbie: We thought about you though.

Ford: I come in peace. Fiona: Oh, fuck, no.

Social Worker: This is Santiago. Doesn’t speak a word of English. V: Great. Kev: No problemo.