The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

Jake: You know what this would be good time for? Laura: Better health insurance? Jake: For you to forgive me. Laura: Forgive you for…

Laura: Not to tell you how to do your job, but you’re doing that wrong. [pointing at pillows] I mean at least for him; I’m sure that…

Billy: He saved that girl. Laura: Of course he did, chivalrous bastard.

Billy: Laura, I told you I got this. Laura: You can run point, but me sitting on my ass staring at ceiling tiles won’t help Jake.

Jake: You can’t backseat drive my remote technique, we’re not married anymore.

Jake: You were in love with your best friends girlfriend, how very Rick Springfield of you.

Jake: What’s that? And do not tell me it’s the cold case files. Laura: It’s the cold case files. Jake: I wanted you looking over the…

Laura: Looks like our squeaky clean gofer had a hobby being a psychopath.

Jake: It’s strange seeing you eat that. Laura: Yeah, decided to start a health kick. Jake: Hal’s got doughnuts. Laura: Kick’s over.

Jake: I guarantee the boys will love that one. Laura: Well…it’s not just the boys. I hope you don’t mind, I… Jake: Oh! You invited…