The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

Max: You like the graph? I was thinking pie chart but at the last minute I went with the graph.

Laura: When you have kids you’ll understand. Meredith: [laughing] Kids? I’m not even seeing anyone. Laura: [clearly knows something] Of…

Laura: [talking about Nina] She went from having no one to being showered with affection and support.

Laura: Just because you write something in dry erase marker doesn’t make it true.

Laura: Why do you think we doubled our life insurance once we started working together? Jake: We doubled our life insurance when we…

Jake: Is that a hickey on your neck? Laura: You know what? Just don’t look at my neck, look at your own neck.

Jake: [after getting out of the car] The DMV does offer a refresher course, free of charge. Laura: Six years of partnering with Billy and…

Jake: Laura, I want you back. Laura: Jake. Jake: One last chance, I swear on the lives of our children, I won’t let you down. I love you…

Laura: Pamela. Remember me? Pamela: Been there. Laura: Believe it or not, I’ve been here too, not as bad. I can’t begin to imagine your…

Laura: I forgive you, you bastard. Just live.