The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

Laura: You’re bad for me Jake. Go home.

Billy: The only thing in his bag was a set of keys and some very kind bud. Laura: Excuse me? Jake: Marijuana. Laura: Kind bud? Is that…

Jasper: I did not start that fire, I swear I’m innocent. Jake: Of course you are! That’s why you were doing wind-sprints across the roof.

Laura: Man child! Max: You rang?

Max: If Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray had an orgy at the craft store and posted photos online, pinterest is their beautiful love child.

Laura: I can’t back out. Half the school gave me the cold shoulder when I flaked on that Halloween thing. Jake: We were busy with real…

Laura: You can’t fix what’s broken in our relationship with a pizza. Look if you really want to make it better between us, stop thinking…

Jake: He busted his ass for you 80-90 hours a week in the kitchen. You find him like that and you just throw him in the trash. What’s…

Laura: I wasn’t yelling! I was suggesting they don’t eat gum off the sidewalk…loudly!

Alicia: They’re staging a sit-in, Dr. King style.