The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

Max: Damn you’re good!

Max: Guy has a record as long as Ariana Grande’s extensions

Billy: Tell ’em 1995 wants its slang back!

Jake: Assault with a deadly egg roll?!

Laura: Do you notice that every time he pauses he is getting ready to say something bigoted?

Max: Socks are fun!

Laura: Why does everyone have a problem with these shoes?!

Jake: Who hates Harry Potter?

Laura: Who are these two angels?

Meredith: Just to let you know, bug spray, two women saved you ass!