The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

Laura: Punching a cop! How much meth are you on!?

Billy: Those Breaking Bad day’s when you cook it are over.

Jake: No wonder the meth mom’s gravitated towards him.”

Jake: You brought 6 year olds to a wake?

Laura: Of course I don’t trust you! I’m a police officer, I don’t trust anyone.

Laura: Once a 6, always a 6.

Billy: How ya wanna handle this? Laura: Alone. Billy: You got it granny!

Kevin: My people wrote the Kama Sutra.

Laura: You’re being Jake’d, just shake it off!

Max: Captain Booty, 9 o’clock!