The Simpsons Jim's Notebook

The Simpsons Quotes

I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

Homer

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!