The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Katherine: I’m impersonating my dull-as-a-dishwasher-doppelganger, Elena. She had the worst taste. Lucy: Except in men.

Katherine: Do not sneak up on a vampire. Lucy: Don’t attack a witch.

Isobel: Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn’t you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.

Elena: Who’s my father? Isobel: Not important. He was a teenage waste of space.

Alaric: I was a little too distracted by my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.

Isobel: You failed John. I’m gonna take it from here.

Damon: Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.

Damon: First dad duty: gound your daugther, keep her here.

Damon: You need to stop doing that. Elena: Doing what? Damon: Assuming that I’ll play the good guy, because it’s you who’s asking.

Elena: You totally blew her off. Damon: I’m staying clear of all women at the moment. Elena: You don’t have to be rude. Damon: Trust me,…