The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.

Elena: Be the better man. Damon: Ok then.

Elena: We just need answers, please don’t do anything stupid. Damon: Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.

Elena: Damon! Damon: I’m not gonna hurt him, Elena. I’m the good guy now, remember? Elena: What does that mean? Damon: I’m gonna have a…

Elena: What are we gonna do? Damon: Kill him. Elena: Damon… Damon: I’m joking. Ok, I’m a little serious.

Elena: He just blew in, announced to Jenna that he’s my dad and then took off. Damon: That’s public knowledge now? Elena: Apparently.

Damon: Great work, Stefan. Top notch. As if I didn’t have enough problems.

Stefan: I’m sorry about Rose. Damon: Whatever, I knew the woman for…five minutes. Stefan: Well, you cared about her after five minutes…

Damon: Still waiting for the part where John Gilbert’s the answer.

Damon: You brought back John Gilbert? That was your big save Elena move?