The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: Is she hot? Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird. Damon: Hot trumps hot.

Stefan: You met Damon. Alaric: Who do you think killed my wife?

Alaric: I made a few discoveries about your town. Stefan: So you show up like Van Helsing?

Stefan [to Alaric]: I’m not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.

Stefan: Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others.

Damon: What happens to the bodies? Katherine: I’ll take them into the woods and the other animals will finish them off.

Damon: If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.

Damon: I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Bonnie: Don’t rain on my hot guy parade. Caroline: It’s just a drizzle.

Elena: You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.