The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night. Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Jeremy: I’m stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me. Damon: But I didn’t… does that not count for anything?

Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That’s like porn for a history teacher.

Stefan: I’m talking about Atlanta. Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Stefan: There’s another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Alaric: Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real boss.

Caroline: What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Stefan: I could help you. Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

Bree [to Elena about Damon]: He is good in the sack, isn’t he?