The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Alaric: Damon, if you take that cure, you can never be a vampire, ever again.

Jo: You guys aren’t full, are you?

Jo: The baby is not okay with the no meat thing.

Bonnie: I know you, Damon. I spent four months with you, day in and day out. We went to hell and back, literally, and you’re more scared…

Lily: Where’ve you been? Damon: What are you, my mother?

Damon: [to Elena] The fact that you suck at torturing people is nothing to be ashamed of. That’s why you have me.

Damon: Oh, look at that! St. Stefan has a plan. Let me guess, whoever’s holding the kitten gets to talk about their feelings?

Damon: Well, Matt lives to hate vampires another day, Stefan’s on Caroline duty, and I just introduced Mom to Uber. I’m taking bets on…

Matt: Do you know how many times I’ve died, or nearly died? Most of those times were at the hands of people I thought were my friends….

Damon: You get a night, Stefan. A night to beat yourself up, do your shame spiral, and then you have to go after Caroline. Stefan: I…