The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Caroline: [to Tyler] If Matt dies, are you going to start peeing on fire hydrants again?

Damon: Eh, a hundred and fifty years is a long time to care. Elena: Says the guy who pined for Katherine Pierce for a century and a half.

Lily: I took your advice and I’ve been dabbling on Stefan’s computer. What a wondrous invention — all that knowledge. Damon: And videos…

Damon: [to Elena] You’re lucky you’re adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.

Jo: I’m marrying an idiot. You could have died today. Alaric: As opposed to any other day?

Stefan: It must be so exhausting overthinking everything, denying your own urge to kill and just be done with them.

Elena: [to Lily] You’ve been in here for over a century. Damon: Yeah, I would’ve come by sooner but I thought you were safe and sound in…

Lily: Damon? Damon: Hello, mother.

Jo: I’ve thought about it and anyone named Alaric should not be allowed to name another human. Alaric: I didn’t name me!

Stefan: [to Caroline] You are an embarrassment to humanity-free vampires everywhere.