The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Stefan: Neat, organized Caroline staying within the lines. Good at control, terrible at revenge. Caroline: I dismantled your bike….

Elena: Is this presentable attire by 1903 standards? Damon: Whoa, who said you were coming? Elena: To meet the woman who gave birth to…

Kai: Damn. Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back. Bonnie: You know, he’s no longer a thing and neither is that joke.

Kai: Don’t you ever dream about time travel? Bonnie: I would rather die of cholera than spend an afternoon with you.

Damon: Listen, we go in, we grab my mom, she flips Stefan’s switch, he triggers Caroline, emotional dominoes, heyyyyyyy! Everybody wins.

Caroline: I compelled a student to perform surgery on Stefan’s niece and you found a way to make this about you? God, you truly have a…

Caroline: How about I show you some of my other talents? Enzo: Sorry, luv. It’s not as much fun when you’re not really you.

Enzo: I’m afraid she doesn’t find me nearly as fascinating as I do. Caroline: But you have an accent! Anything you say is automatically…

Damon: You don’t have to pretend, Bon. I’m like a fever you can’t shake. Bonnie: Yeah, yeah, like a disease.

Damon: So Saint Caroline keeps her halo even with no humanity. Stefan: Yeah, until she snaps and strangles somebody with it.