The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Stefan: I’m not big on digging. Callouses. Caroline: You bury corpses all the time! Stefan: Yeah, but I don’t dig them up.

Damon: In Bonnie-land that means there’s an island off of Nova Scotia with a big magical battery waiting to be tapped.

Kai: Well in case you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m a sociopath. I know, shocker. I like being a sociopath, ya know? I’m not burned…

Kai: You win some, you lose some. Except for me. I always win.

Elena: I don’t care. Life’s too short. Immortal or not, I don’t wanna waste another minute.

Liz [to Kai]: Just get on with it Kai. Listening to you talk makes me want to die.

Damon [to Tyler]: I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.

Caroline: I was trying to fix something that I had no business trying to fix. It’s like textbook definition of a control freak from hell.

Caroline: If you can’t fix a coffee machine, how are you able to fix people? Stefan: Sure you don’t need some real food? There’s probably…

Damon: Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That’s cheating.