The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Jo: So now I have a Stage 10 cancer patient, which by the way doesn’t exist, who is beyond terminally ill, and a vampire, meaning all of…

Damon: Well I’m no doctor, but this guy is screwed.

Liv: Why are we talking about spending spring break anywhere other than this tiny bed.

Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single. Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night…

Damon: Oooh, you know I don’t know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings…

Enzo: The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it’s too late.

Elena: I’ve never felt more alive.

Matt: 22 hours and 18 minutes, that’s how long supernaturals have been allowed back in Mystic Falls again and I already know someone…

Stefan [to Jeremy topless]: Okay cause that’s the first thing I want to see this morning.

Caroline: Let me get you another blanket. Damon: So you can literally smother her?