The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: Can’t Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?

Elena: I NEED to see Damon, Luke, and I’m NOT asking.

Caroline: If I’m going to singlehandedly take back our time, I’m gonna need a little more to go on.

Alaric: Elena you know I can smell that right? I’m teaching a class full of kids who look like blood sausages. Could you put that away?

Caroline: Elena clearly has taken up residency on planet denial where football is more important than her boyfriend being swept up into…

Elena: We’re all getting through it…in our own way.

Elena: You know this’ll never not be weird. Alaric: What that some ancient witch turned me into a vampire or that 4 months ago I rose…

Damon: Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.

Damon: You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.

Alaric: Friendly advice, when you finally get the girl… don’t blow her up.