The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: I will make it back to you. I promise.

Matt: Can we talk about the irony of killing the only place dumb enough to hire us?

Silas [on Stefan]: Is it a crime for someone so good looking to be so sad all the time?

Lexi: I’ve saved you from metaphorical darkness and actual darkness. I think you owe me a beer.

Caroline: I don’t abandon the people that I care about.

Matt: Why don’t you do us all a favor and start dating Elena again?

Elena: How come you’re so much better at controlling it? Stefan: Because I’m so much worse when I don’t.

Elena: My blood can literally destroy him. If that’s not a sign that we’re in a toxic relationship…

Elena: If Caroline was here, we’d have a full catered buffet by the side of the road…and a rainbow.

Damon: You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?