The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Klaus: Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.

Meredith: Tell me that is not a bomb. Damon: Okay, it’s a kitten. It’s an adorable, exploding kitten.

Caroline [to Stefan]: You should write a book. Go on The View.

Stefan: How about we just leave the murdering to Damon?

Rebekah: Where is Mr. Saltzman? That’s right. I killed him.

Tyler: You used my body as an escape hatch and kissed my girlfriend. So we’re even.

Damon: Good day for a mid-life crisis. 164 years, I’d say you’re due.

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle’s going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending…

Damon: I’m gonna go rip his head off now. Stefan: You do that, Damon, and you risk exposing all of us. Damon: Well I think the risk will…

Damon: Little mid-service snack. Church always gets me hungry. You know, whole blood of Christ thing.