The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: We love visitors and the scenery is to die for… Oh. Funeral pun. Too soon.

Caroline: This is wrong. A bunch of people died and we’re having sex. Tyler: If we stopped having sex every time somebody died in this…

Damon: Pick your meal. You’ve got Asian fusion… Mexican… What about some good old American comfort food?

Damon: Am I wearing my ‘I blew up the Council’ t-shirt?

Stefan: You’re here. And you’re alive. Ish.

Damon: Vampires eat people! It’s part of the natural food period.

Damon [on Elena]: You better hope she’s not a fan of Bambi.

Damon: I’m going to pretend like there’s someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.

Matt: You can’t possibly hate me more than I hate myself. Damon: Yes I can.

Damon: Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!