The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart.

Alaric: When did you even see her? Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. By the way, sensitive…

Klaus: Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How’s that working out for you? Any friends left?

Damon: What’s her damage? Alarc: No damage. Damon: Come on, Ric. It’s a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.

Bonnie: What’s going on with you two? Damon: We kissed. Now it’s weird.

Elena: You can’t kiss me again… it’s not right. Damon: It’s right. It’s just not right now.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me? Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me? Caroline: Yes.

Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left. Elena: You had me!

Stefan: To beat the villain, Damon. you have to be the better villain.

Klaus: All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.