The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Alaric: Something’s up with Elena. You know what it is? Damon: I’m sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an “an.”

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies. Damon: I have a small list.

Stefan: Friends don’t strip friends of their free will. Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

Tyler [to Caroline]: Even though I wanna put you first, before anyone, I can’t. And I’m sorry.

Damon: Those hybrids. They’re really bringing the neighborhood down.

Damon: Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?

Damon: I hate witches. They’re so fickle and passive aggressive.

Klaus: My sister has gone missing. Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn’t be too hard to find.

Elena: Vampires, hybrids and originals? No problem. My rebellious brother? I’m worried.

Klaus: Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end.