The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Caroline: Matt is an innocent, good person who should not be going to dances with evil blood sluts.

Caroline: I finally almost got your mom to stop hating me, so I probably shouldn’t get caught in some kind of vampire threesome with her…

Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan. Elena: What is it? Damon: If I told you, it wouldn’t a secret.

Bonnie: He fell in love with his ghost girlfriend and lied about it. What’s done is done.

Rebekah: Whatever father rubbish you’re thinking, save it. Nothing you say matters to me.

Damon: I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger dick than ever. It’s just, now,…

Rebekah: He’s a vampire. We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans and their silly, little lives.

Alaric: Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.

Elena: She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheerleading squad. There’s a whole different set of rules in play here.

Alaric:As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.