The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom. Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally…

Damon: Careful, Stefan, your manhood is showing.

Rebekah: If you come after my brother, I will rep you apart. And I get my tempter from my brother.

Rebekah: He’s my brother. And I’m immortal. Shall I spend an eternity alone instead?

Stefan: What’s the point of the jailbreak? Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan

Damon: I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.

Rebekah: You do not threaten me. You will learn what I allow you to learn. Is that clear?

Elena: How does he look? Damon: Pasty and pouty. Elena: He’ll have to get over it.

Mikael [to Klaus]: Some days, it’s a miracle you’re still alive. Boy.

Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light? Elena: Wait… what?