Alan is excited by the prospect of Judith remarrying and ending his alimony payments. Alan gets Charlie to help him when he thinks the marriage might not go through because of Jake disliking her fiance.
Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt. Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort? Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka