Watch Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 1
"Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts"
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After falling off the roof, an injured Alan needs Charlie to help take care of Jake. Charlie is fine with it until it interferes with his social agenda.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 24
"Does This Smell Funny to You?"
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Charlie sleeps with a woman (Karen Trella) who turns out to be married to an old man, Norman (Orson Bean), that seems very much like an older Charlie. Meanwhile, Jake has to read a paper to his class.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 23
"Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
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After finding out Jake spent Spring Break with Judith's parents, Evelyn demands that Jake spend the night at her place. Though Alan and Charlie dislike the idea, they drop him off and head to the bars to drink away their concerns.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 22
"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
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Evelyn buys Alan a sports car and, as Charlie warns him, expects a favor in return. Evelyn makes Alan go on a blind double date with her.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21
"A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
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When Evelyn finds out from the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she and the family attend the funeral. Charlie ends up hitting on Harry's newly single widow, Jake is excited to see a "dead guy" and Alan is happy to pay his respects.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 20
"I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
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When Charlie and Alan get into a fight, Rose tries to step in and mediate.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19
"A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"
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After Charlie takes Alan to the eye doctor, they end up at the coffee shop where they run into Charlie's ex, Sherri (Jeri Ryan). Alan ends up asking out Sherri, but can't get over her prior relationship with Charlie.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18
"It Was Mame, Mom"
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Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive, Eric (David Starzyk), so Charlie brings Alan to pretend to be his life partner until he meets Eric's beautiful ex-wife.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17
"Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!"
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After Charlie has back pain, Alan takes him to the hospital. Charlie ends up hitting on the doctor, who he's already dated. Berta is fed up with Jake's continuous mess in the bathroom.

Watch Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16
"Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
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When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds out it's more work than he thought. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, he doesn't do much better.

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

My past is divided between things I can't remember and things I don't want to and you're both.

Charlie